1. If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it !
2. The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you !
3. The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proprtionately uglier !
4. the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother !
5. if the woman whom you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady !
6. The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you !
7. The more you chase a woman, the faster she may run away from you !
8. The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you !
9. the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter !
10. when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come to meet her !
11. when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk !
12. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed !
13. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to brush your teeth !
14. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodarant !
15. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have an itch problem !
16. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy !
17. the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you !
